I Watch Stupid Shows

Most of my favorite shows are really stupid and made by ABC Family.
These shows are The Secret Life of The American Derp, Pretty Little Liars, and Switched At Birth. However, I will NOT watched The Nine Lives of Chloe King, because that looks even worse than any and all of the shows above. Which is saying a lot.


I really like to watch these shows because they are so ridiculous, that they're accidentally hilarious. For example, one of my favorite lines from Secret Life is "Get out your dream catcher, 'cause you're dreamin' again." One of the dumbest fathers in the history of TV said that to one of the dumbest, weirdest mothers in the history of TV. I can't imagine anyone actually saying that in real life.

The Secret Life of The American Derp is pretty much a huge, obnoxious PSA. Almost every single scene focuses on sex, or unborn babies, or some girl who wants to have sex, but her parents won't let her, and she's so eager to please them, and she tells her parents everything, so openly.
 It is so awesomely unrealistic.

If I drank, my favorite drinking game would be called "Take a Shot Every Time Someone Says Sex," and I would get smashed in ten minutes.

And this is the best scene of all time, from any show, ever.



"We're all robots and 'musicians!'"


And in the weird, fantasy-land school that these sex-crazed people go to, no one has class, ever.
The entire school day is spent standing around in the hall, listening to what everyone else is talking about, and gossiping with the guidance counselor.

In the comments section of an episode of Secret Life on Hulu, someone asked "I live in [some place, I don't remember], and I've never been to America. Is this how people act in America?"
This made me sad. ABC Family is sending out a terrible message to other countries, and this message is somehow even worse than the message that Americans themselves are sending.

I can't think of a proper way to end this post, so,


BAP